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WALES WILL NOT DISAPPEAR IN 5 YEARS ADMITS LEONARDO DICAPRIO January 31, 2010

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by Tony Hadley

Hot on the heels of the recent climategate scandal, Leonardo Dicaprio has been forced into a humiliating climbdown, following an impassioned eco-speech to The Rich Filmmakers Guild in Los Angeles. 

‘When I said that Wales as a nation will cease to exist in 5 years – I have to admit, this was pure wishful thinking on my part’, admitted the red-faced multi-millionaire yesterday.

His comments, however, have shocked and angered many Welsh people. I went to Cardiff Bay to guage the mood:

‘What the hell does he mean by wishful thinking on his part?’ demanded one hefty woman; ‘Leonardo Dicaprio’s actually wishing us reclaimed by the sea, is that it?’

Another woman observed: ‘Mr Dicaprio may want to save the whale as a species, but he seems to want to destroy Wales as a nation’.  The one other Welsh person I could be bothered to elicit a response from was altogether less sanguine:

‘He’s a little c**t!’  He said.

It seems the Global Warming Camp have, courtesy of Mr Dicaprio, made another Titanic blunder.

We are happy to announce that Tony Hadley will now be offering an arch sideways look at current events each week, exclusively

here at Feed The Moon.   

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