WALES WILL NOT DISAPPEAR IN 5 YEARS ADMITS LEONARDO DICAPRIO January 31, 2010Posted by feedthemoon in Uncategorized.
by Tony Hadley
Hot on the heels of the recent climategate scandal, Leonardo Dicaprio has been forced into a humiliating climbdown, following an impassioned eco-speech to The Rich Filmmakers Guild in Los Angeles.
‘When I said that Wales as a nation will cease to exist in 5 years – I have to admit, this was pure wishful thinking on my part’, admitted the red-faced multi-millionaire yesterday.
His comments, however, have shocked and angered many Welsh people. I went to Cardiff Bay to guage the mood:
‘What the hell does he mean by wishful thinking on his part?’ demanded one hefty woman; ‘Leonardo Dicaprio’s actually wishing us reclaimed by the sea, is that it?’
Another woman observed: ‘Mr Dicaprio may want to save the whale as a species, but he seems to want to destroy Wales as a nation’. The one other Welsh person I could be bothered to elicit a response from was altogether less sanguine:
‘He’s a little c**t!’ He said.
It seems the Global Warming Camp have, courtesy of Mr Dicaprio, made another Titanic blunder.
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