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LADY GA GA FIGHTS FOR THE RIGHT OF ALL GAYS TO DIE IN CORPORATE WARS September 22, 2010

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Ga Ga: '90% of my fan-base should have the right to die in combat'

 

Lady Ga Ga knows her loyal (mainly) gay fan-base well, and she champions them at every opportunity.

Yesterday she pleaded on their behalf:

‘It’s disgusting to think that back in the 60’s homosexuals and lesbians were not allowed to join in with the slaughter of millions of peasants  in Vietnam and Cambodia.  – and this discrimination still exists today. -It’s positively primitive’ she seethed. 

Getting into her stride she talked directly to camera with the confidence of a career-politician: ‘Think about this:  How many dead gay men and women do we read about being shipped back from Afghanistan – either limbless, or in coffins?  NONE that’s how many! We must redress this now!’

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 On the controversial subjest of Abu Ghraib, she had this to say: ‘Every man and woman of a gay persuasion has the same right to abuse and defile prisoners as hetrosexual soldiers.’

 She then quipped,  ‘Gays would probably do it with more style as well: Water-torture with a blow-dry to follow.’

For the first time she allowed herself a smile at the thought.

Lady Ga ga is now hotly tipped to fill the soon-to-be vacant role of United Nations Humanitarian Ambassador. 

On this performance, she should trump even the achievements of Gerri Halliwell. 

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