LADY GA GA FIGHTS FOR THE RIGHT OF ALL GAYS TO DIE IN CORPORATE WARS September 22, 2010Posted by feedthemoon in Uncategorized.
Lady Ga Ga knows her loyal (mainly) gay fan-base well, and she champions them at every opportunity.
Yesterday she pleaded on their behalf:
‘It’s disgusting to think that back in the 60’s homosexuals and lesbians were not allowed to join in with the slaughter of millions of peasants in Vietnam and Cambodia. – and this discrimination still exists today. -It’s positively primitive’ she seethed.
Getting into her stride she talked directly to camera with the confidence of a career-politician: ‘Think about this: How many dead gay men and women do we read about being shipped back from Afghanistan – either limbless, or in coffins? NONE that’s how many! We must redress this now!’
On the controversial subjest of Abu Ghraib, she had this to say: ‘Every man and woman of a gay persuasion has the same right to abuse and defile prisoners as hetrosexual soldiers.’
She then quipped, ‘Gays would probably do it with more style as well: Water-torture with a blow-dry to follow.’
For the first time she allowed herself a smile at the thought.
Lady Ga ga is now hotly tipped to fill the soon-to-be vacant role of United Nations Humanitarian Ambassador.
On this performance, she should trump even the achievements of Gerri Halliwell.