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JON SNOW PROMOTES GM FOOD AS ANSWER TO CLIMATE CHANGE/GLOBAL WARMING/REVENUE OPPORTUNITY November 4, 2010

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Actually, this isn’t satire (sadly)

 

Fearless Patsy

Fearless news hound Jon Snow is to present a ‘provocative film on Channel 4 entitled:

‘What the Green Movement Got Wrong’  – now that sounds promising doesn’t it?

deniers don't care about poor 'Frosty' still stranded on that melting ice.

 Here’s a precis of what is to be screened on Thursday 4th November on Channel 4, according to The Times Newspaper (with aditional observations by me in angry block capitals):

WHAT THE GREEN MOVEMENT GOT WRONG

Channel 4 9pm/10.20p.m

Climate change is real – no one denies that.  (REALLY? – DO YOU MEAN MAN-MADE CLIMATE CHANGE, OR JUST PLAIN OLD CLIMATE CHANGE – (THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS GLOBAL WARMING?)) But this provocative film argues that the green movement is driven by ideology and unwilling to change it’s beliefs (BUT IN THE CASE OF THE UNIVERSITY OF EAST ANGLIA, VERY WILLING TO FALSIFY IT’S DATA), even in the face of scientific evidence.  In 2001, for example the EU (A VERY TRUSTED ORGANISATION WITH POSITIVELY NO VESTED INTERESTS OR AGENDAS) published a summary of 81 scientific studies of GM crops over 15 years.  None found any evidence of harm either to humans or the environment. (THE ARTICLE BLAHS ON A BIT MORE, BUT YOU GET THE GIST).

Basically, the much-vaunted independent and fearless Jon Snow will be promoting Monsanto as a viable option for tackling this UNDENIABLE reality. 

Fearlessly independent Monsanto poster-boy

 

The program also promotes nuclear energy as ‘the cleanest and most abundant source of energy’.

Chernobyl

But don’t worry, after this daring and controversial progrom there will be a live studio discussion with carefully selected members of the public chaired by—none other than Jon Snow himself.

Shill

Enjoy!

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1. James - November 4, 2010

Hail ~ You are the great Sark! Good grief man. They’re not cooking with gas, are they? They’re not going to blow the house down, are they?
Snow was brought in after Danny Dyer turned it down saying, “it wuz too stoopid to do” and that he’d got an interesting offer for presenting a new series of Brainiac Made Easy ;-j


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