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POLL SAYS 75% OF AMERICANS HAPPY TO EAT SOLYENT GREEN November 6, 2010

Posted by feedthemoon in Uncategorized.
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In a recent poll conducted by Gallup, and commisioned by CNN, the vast majority of Americans said they would be prepared to eat Solyent Green if it helped protect the environment and would guarantee security against terrorist attacks.

'Solyent Green' maybe the answer to our impending and engineered food crisis' said Monsanto head, Martin Borman

The GM food giant Monsanto say they are months away from creating a Solyent Green burger which would be indistinguishable from a Big Mac; which is just as well – because 43% of Americans polled stated they would be happy to eat Solyent Green ONLY if it tasted good.

This year saw another bumper harvest for Monsanto.

The poll:

Would you be prepared to eat Solyent Green as part of your balance diet, if doing so guaranteed the survival of the planet, and protected America from a devestating terrorist attack?

YES, WITHOUT QUESTION:  32%

NO, I’LL RISK THE POSSIBILITY OF HUNGER AND TERRORISM:  25%

YES, BUT ONLY IF IT TASTED LIKE A BIG MAC:  43%

Yanks: happy to eat processed humans rather than relinquish their lifestyles

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