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BANKERS FIRE CHAMPAGNE-CORKS AT HOMELESS HEADS January 3, 2011

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Latest prediction for 2011, from our amazingly precise psychic astrologer:

Despite the best efforts of UK Business-Secretary Vince Cable, bankers will continue to ignore government warnings to restrain their oppulent behaviour. Following another wave of massive banker-bonuses at a time of great austerity, the British public will become increasingly incensed.  The anger eventually takes to the streets as footage is unveiled of Hedge-Fund Managers firing champagne corks at the heads of sleeping homeless people.

Unnamed homeless man: slightly dazed after being hit by champagne-cork fired by ex-Eaton friend of David Cameron

As public anger seems to be reaching uncontrollable levels, a revolution is narrowly avoided thanks in part to a media-led scandal.  The scandal surrounds Lady Ga Ga’s performance on the X-Factor, in which she simulates oral-sex with the head of John the Baptist.  The revolution thereafter fizzles out, the controversy soon passes and Lady Ga Ga’s new album goes straight to Number One.

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