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CLEGG DIVERTS INACTION OVER BAHRAIN WITH BIRD-IMPRESSIONS March 21, 2011

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BRIEF Q&A SESSION WITH THE UK PRIME MINISTER AND DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER.

QUESTION:  Nick Clegg, why have you not condemned the brutal clampdowns and murders by the Bahrain regime in response to legitimate and peaceful protests there?

CLEGG: Have you seen my impression of a wood pigeon?

'cooo cooo' (Nick Clegg's impression of a wood pigeon)

QUESTION:  Erm, Prime Minister, the same question to you-

CAMERON:  ‘Look, as far as Bahrain is concerned, if we don’t not act now, then I fear it may too early;  sitting on our hands and doing something is not an option. We have to not act now, and not act fast. Iknow that Nick agrees with me on this, don’t you Nick?’

CLEGG:  Tawny owl–

Hooo- hoooo (Clegg's Tawny Owl impression)

QUESTION: Er, okay — now, Prime Minister: Some people allege that you prefer Sunni dictatorships to Shia dictatorships, is that true?

CAMERON:  Not in the least, I think Sunni and Shia work best as a partnership: For instance when they recorded ‘I got you babe’ – Bang – next question—

Sunni and Shia

QUESTION:  Is the aerial bombardment of a sovereign country actually legal Prime Minister?

CAMERON:  Can I just stop you there John; has anyone seen Nick’s impression of a bald eagle?— Show them Nick—it’s quite brilliant–

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