‘WE NEED MORE WATER-BOARDING’ DECLARES CHENEY, AMID RUMOURS HE’S RUNNING LOW ON SNUFF MOVIES May 9, 2011Posted by feedthemoon in Uncategorized.
Since 2009, when President Obama finally outlawed the use of controversial ‘enhanced interogation techniques’, poor Dick Cheney has had to rely on old videos of Guantanamo waterboarding to get his kicks.
‘It’s been a hard time for him’ admitted a friend and close confidente of the ex-vice-President: ‘He used to have a live-feed that he’d watch down in his luxury ‘bunker’; no one else was allowed in; it was just him and a box of hankies. I think he misses the live-experience; the whole will-they-won’t-they-survive kick he used to get. I’m guessing that’s why he’s come out and advocated the reintroduction of such techniques’.