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UPDATE: PLANE-CRASH IN REMOTE MOUNTAIN RANGE: KISSINGER ATE SMALL CHILD ‘JUST BECAUSE HE WAS PECKISH’, SAYS AIR-RESCUE CHIEF April 4, 2012

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Air Rescue Chief Mitch Randall thought he had seen it all, until he saw Henry Kissinger feasting upon a small child at the site of yesterday’s plane crash.

‘There’s no doubt about it, Kissinger was ready to eat more’, he told me – ‘had we not arrived, then Lord only knows how many he would have eaten’.

‘The thing that gets me’, added Air Resue Operative Kitty McLane, ‘is that it only took us three hours to reach them. It was like he just got peckish or something’.

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