QUEEN’S DIAMOND JUBILEE – THE SKEPTIC’S GUIDE TO ENJOYING THE CELEBRATIONS June 1, 2012Posted by feedthemoon in Uncategorized.
Throughout Britain and other captive nations, which she fondly refers to as her Commonwealth (it’s called ‘Common-Wealth’ because the wealth of the indigenous common people is stolen in order to maintain her immense wealth) – this Monday, joyous and brainless ‘subjects’ will be smiling inanely and waving Made-in-China Union Flags in honour of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee.
But if you happen to be one of Her Majesty’s ‘subjects’ and yet somehow don’t feel in the mood for celebrating your Oppressor’s Power-Anniversary, here’s a couple of things you can do to antagonise the celebrating slave-herds:
1) Dress as the Queen and turn up to your local street-party with a hooker on your arm:
2) Dress as the Queen and walk amongst your subjects declaring: ‘Enjoy your Awsterity measures peasants!’
3) Again: turn up to one of the many Jubilee Parties dressed as the Queen, but this time spend a few minutes walking regally amongst the good-humoured crowd, before introducing them to one of your mates who is dressed as a Middle-Eastern tyrant. This may help to illustrate the many tyrants The Queen supports and befriends in order to sustain her blood-soaked ‘Common-fucking-Wealth’.
Have fun. – It’s a holiday after all!