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MAYOR OF LONDON UNVEILS OLYMPIC ALTERNATIVE TO TRAFFIC JAMS AND STRIKES.. July 20, 2012

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The Athena 5000 – capable of ‘bouncing athletes’ from venue to venue, thus avoiding snarl-ups, strike actions – and the general public.

BORIS JOHNSON yesterday unveiled the giant trampoline, and said this: ‘ It will only be used in the direst emergencies. -A team of boffins assure me that given the right weightage attached to, say, an Ethiopian athlete, then he, or indeed she, could arrive safely at say, Greenwich from, say, Birmingham – or indeed elsewhere – in no time at all!’
He refused, however, to be drawn on the subject of whether mid-air athletes could become accidental targets of surface-to-air missiles.


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