PLUCKY PALESTINIAN GIRL SHOT BY ISRAELI SOLDIERS STARTS SCHOOL IN ENGLAND

By Brian Keene

She was a 12 year old girl who defiantly spoke out against the brutal occupation of her land. In October 2012 she was callously shot in the back by an Israeli soldier.  Flown to England for emergency medical treatment, her life was saved in a procedure that lasted over 12 hours.  Yesterday, brave Aminah Bata started school at The Bromwich Academy.   

Brian, as you well know, the story was and is about an Afghanistani girl shot by the Taliban.  The guidelines that you received clearly states the lives of Palestinian children do not matter.  Indeed Afghan children killed by coalition forces do not matter.  What’s more, injured children who fall under either of these categories would NEVER be flown to England for medical treatment under ANY circumstances, you know as well as I do that they are classified as ‘the enemy’. I am also in receipt of a supposedly satirical memo which was recently circulated around the newsroom, the authorship of which has been attributed to you.  In this ‘memo’ you insinuate that dead Palestinian kids are never named and touching epitaphs are never written on their behalf: Duh, yeah!  You also called into question my membership of The British Israelite Association – from which I can only surmise you are an anti-Semite.

p.s. you’re fired. Clear out your desk. 

Yours, the Editor.