jump to navigation

ISRAEL TRIED TO TRIGGER IRANIAN EARTHQUAKE – WITH TRUMPETS July 15, 2013

Posted by feedthemoon in Uncategorized.
trackback

images

The ‘Jericho’ missile system in action. Each missile is said to bear the legend: ‘we’re the victims’.

An Israeli spokesman yesterday revealed the real reason their ‘much trumpeted’ new ballistic missile has been given the name, Jericho:

YAHWEH’S TRUMPETS

‘We first tried surrounding the borders of Iran and blowing trumpets to trigger an earthquake, but that didn’t work, so we commanded our soldiers to blow harder, and longer. Many passed out and turned blue with the effort, but still there was no earthquake, unfortunately. So we named the missile in honour of that doomed effort. The brave soldiers who blew those trumpets – many of whom ruptured their windpipes doing so – have since been honoured and feted; in fact they are now fondly referred to (in official circles) as the Brass Section of God.

Image

Israeli soldiers – exhausted and demoralised after marathon trumpet-session failed to trigger earthquake.

NON-EXISTENT ISRAELI NUCLEAR WEAPONS

He continued: ‘-But sometimes you have to go beyond the Biblical. So we figured, if we just had nuclear weapons – which we don’t, then why not create a missile capable of carrying a nuclear payload, which we don’t possess. That way we could just blow the bastards to dust; – Assuming we had a nuclear capability to do so. (Which we don’t)

israel

Yet more anti-semitic propaganda.

Advertisements

Comments»

No comments yet — be the first.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s