ISRAEL TRIED TO TRIGGER IRANIAN EARTHQUAKE – WITH TRUMPETS July 15, 2013Posted by feedthemoon in Uncategorized.
An Israeli spokesman yesterday revealed the real reason their ‘much trumpeted’ new ballistic missile has been given the name, Jericho:
‘We first tried surrounding the borders of Iran and blowing trumpets to trigger an earthquake, but that didn’t work, so we commanded our soldiers to blow harder, and longer. Many passed out and turned blue with the effort, but still there was no earthquake, unfortunately. So we named the missile in honour of that doomed effort. The brave soldiers who blew those trumpets – many of whom ruptured their windpipes doing so – have since been honoured and feted; in fact they are now fondly referred to (in official circles) as the Brass Section of God.
Israeli soldiers – exhausted and demoralised after marathon trumpet-session failed to trigger earthquake.
NON-EXISTENT ISRAELI NUCLEAR WEAPONS
He continued: ‘-But sometimes you have to go beyond the Biblical. So we figured, if we just had nuclear weapons – which we don’t, then why not create a missile capable of carrying a nuclear payload, which we don’t possess. That way we could just blow the bastards to dust; – Assuming we had a nuclear capability to do so. (Which we don’t)
Yet more anti-semitic propaganda.